One of my guilty pleasures, which I have filed under ‘research’ to avoid the weird and creepy tag, is the viewing of automobile crash test film through the ages. As a motoring romantic, it’s hard not to fall in love with the fins of a ’59 Chevy, until you see what a 2009 Malibu does to them. You would think that the sensibilities of airbags, frontal offset crash tests, and roof crush rams would exist the world over. In emerging markets, transportation tends to concentrate more on the lowest possible MSRP, where airbags, stability programs, even a proper structure appear to be reserved for the manor born. Here’s a sampling of global vehicles, where the offer of a free ride could really cost you.